Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Facebook status fail Vol. Deck of cards

Major fail. Lamebook quality. LMAO.









Can anyone get any dumber?

Monday, March 29, 2010

Timbaland and Timberlake in Manila

I'm not gonna lie. When the news came out that Justin Timberlake was coming to Manila for a show, I was skeptical. I didn't think it was gonna happen.

Well, he did fly in, along with Timbaland and JoJo, last weekend and I heard the concert was great.

Major props to Smart and PLDT for making it happen.

Bar poser not passer

The 2009 Philippine Bar results came out last week and as always, seven of the top eleven passers were Ateneans. What's new, right?

Anyway, I saw this status on someone's YM and I burst into grand laughter.





The multiple exclamation points prove that she's ecstatic about the results.

Too bad her name had no chance of making it to the prestigious list because she has never even set foot inside law school.

I don't know what's worse - being a barrister yet not seeing your name on the list, or getting excited about the list but you didn't even take the exam.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

How do you brush your teeth?

Ladies, take notice. This is the proper way of brushing your teeth.


Damn. I think the toothbrush just came. Thrice.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Making paper

I'll be honest. I'm very overwhelmed with the success of my little business venture. It makes me want to take more risks and explore other income opportunities.

Hopefully I can strike gold again.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

The Package has landed

I finally got my package yesterday but it seemed like I waited forever inside the PhilPost EMS Customs office. It took the them about two hours to hand me my box, not without some old-fashioned bribe of course.

It's all good though. I'm happy, they're happy. I go home relieved, they go home delighted.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

The Package

I've been patiently waiting for a package for several days now. It drives me nuts not knowing when it will arrive.

I hope the folks at PhilPost or at Customs don't fuck me over.

Globe's Business Value Plan

Globe Telecom sent me a new phone not too long ago. They usually send me one every two years like most others who qualify for their loyalty programs. This is my 12th year with them by the way.

The new phone is nice. But my new plan is way nicer, even better than Platinum. It's pretty much unlimited calls and texts for about Php 1500. The cherry on top? You cannot apply for it. You have to get an invite to avail.

I've been tempted and seduced to migrate to Smart a number of times. But I'm definitely glad I stayed with Globe.

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Ultimate Fighting Chicken

Perfectly-executed wing-bar.


Tap tap.

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Luxury sex on wheels

I'm not a big fan of the Quattroporte, but this got me to do a double-take and now I'm sold. This is definitely sex on wheels. No wonder Vinny and E drive one around.

Monday, March 01, 2010

Bridal cars

A friend of mine from Cebu got married recently. This is just part of her family's awesome garage.

Gallardo. Lexus. SL55. Bimmer. CLS. Rover Sport. GTR R35.

Not in the photo are a bunch of other exotic automobiles.

La Salle's "Tafat"

I saw albums of people celebrating their graduation from College of Saint Benilde on Facebook.

I'm sorry to be straightforwardly rude, but since when did graduating from CSB become a milestone?

Seriously. We all know how DLSU people feel about their across-the-street counterparts.