Lab results just in

I went back to Medical City last night, bringing with me my stool sample. I was advised to submit one if I still kept going back to the bathroom.

After an eternity of waiting, in a very packed emergency room at that, I finally got the lab results. The doctor said that they've ruled out amoeba but there was puss, mucus and blood present. He also said I should be better within 24 hours.

I sure hope so. I've sat on the throne so much the past 4 days, someone should crown me king already.